【禁聞】“龍顏大悅”新曲 惡搞“五道槓”

【新唐人2011年5月10日訊】隨著中國大陸武漢一位13歲的少年黃藝博一夜爆紅，他手臂上掛著的「五道槓」——少先隊總隊長的標誌牌就成了熱議的話題。草根網路娛樂節目組《龍顏大悅》推出了《我是五道槓》的視頻，辛辣評論了中國權本位主義對青少年的毒害。

“我是五道槓，人稱五條純一郎，五是五毛的五啊，槓是槓牌的槓。我是五道槓，少先隊裡我做王，這是為甚麼呢？哥有霸氣外露相。

《我是五道槓》這3分多鐘的視頻，視頻主角是少先隊武漢市總隊部副總隊長——黃藝博。黃藝博的故事，最近在媒體網絡發酵，不僅引發了公眾對兒童教育的關注，更引來各路媒體對中共黨文化的冷嘲熱諷與批判。

視頻裡說，黃藝博擊斃了世界頭號恐怖份子本‧拉登，還受到美國總統奥巴馬親自接見和熱情握手。而後，則是辛辣諷刺了黃藝博從２歲開始看新聞聯播，7歲開始堅持每天讀人民日報，官味十足的站姿與微笑，還有幾乎每張照片上都少不了的「五道槓」標誌。

大陸博客作家韓寒在博文《黃藝博是個好幹部》寫道：黃藝博同學是天真的，他相信「新聞聯播」和《人民日報》裏說的一切東西，但問題是領導們自己都不相信。韓寒預料，黃藝博在未來的官場上會受到排擠，因為在一堆普遍都不相信只想藉著名頭撈些利益的人群裏，他太突兀了。韓寒這篇在新浪博客的文章，以及轉載在其他網頁上的文章已經被刪除。

「臂章上的那個槓槓喲 紅個艷艷個艷 如果民辦教師這事問我感受 一顆星他羞不羞」

《法國國際廣播電臺》署名凱文的文章說，「五道槓」本來是一個子虛烏有的標誌，只是武漢市少工委心血來潮的地方性獨創而已。而「五道槓」所體現的是紅衛兵式的虛妄，是黨文化中深入骨髓的官僚等級特徵

近日，全國少工委少先隊發表了聲明，表示他們從來沒有五條槓。看到這個消息，韓寒說自己為這位小朋友感到傷心，做了這麼多，甚至站姿都和中央這麼像，但卻只是成為了武漢市的一個實驗品。

凱文認爲，對於黃藝博這樣的小小少年來說，革命黨文化的乾坤袋太危險，或許機器貓的百寶箱才是符合童真天性的好去處。

儘管媒體輿論對「五道槓少年」現象進行了批評，但黃藝博所戴的“五道槓”卻受到小學生的熱烈追捧。據大陸媒體報導，「五道槓」這個標誌牌在市場賣得很火，售價10元左右，多家店成交量都有幾百個。

“既然敢包裝，就請別怕出洋相，小小年紀不大啊，充啥大尾巴狼，童年去何方，童真童心換官腔。這是為甚麼呢？金錢本位主思想。”

新唐人記者王子琦、郭敬綜合報導。

The “Five Stripes” Irony

Thirteen year old Huang Yibo from Wuhan City

became famous overnight. The "Five Stripes" rank

on his arm have made him a hot topic online.

“Five Stripes” are a commander rank in the CCP』s

(Chinese Communist Party』s) Young Pioneers.

Caogen.com released a video, “I am a Five Stripes”

on its online program “Emperor Is Pleased,”

as a bitter criticism to CCP』s concept of power

and its impact on young people.

“I am a Five Stripes,” the boy of five stripes.

I am the King of the Young Pioneers. Why is that?

Because I have a domineering comrade look.”

The main character of the 3 minute program

“I am a Five Stripes” is Huang Yibo, deputy chief

of the Wuhan City Young Pioneers』 team.

The story of Huang has turned into a hot topic,

attracting attention to children』s education,

and criticism from the media on CCP』s culture.

In the video, Huang Yibo killed Osama Bin Laden,

and was welcomed by U.S. President Barack Obama,

followed by the irony of how Huang watched CCTV

news since age 2 and reads People』s Daily since age 7.

It shows him smiling and standing like CCP official.

On almost each scene are the “Five Stripes” seen.

China』s writer Han Han published on his blog

the article 『Huang Yibo Is A Good Cadre』, stating:

“Yibo is naive. He believes CCTV』s news

and People's Daily. But the problem is

the leaders themselves do not believe these news.”

Han Han predicts Huang Yibo will be excluded

from the officials』 circle in the future,

because he will stand out among those

who do not believe in this news,

and who only use their positions to get benefits.

Han Han』s article was removed from his blog

on sina.com and other sites.

“The Stripes on the sign of his arm are so bright…”

Radio France Internationale』s (RFI) article states

that there is no “Five Stripes” rank.

It was only created by Wuhan City』s

Young Pioneers Committee. It shows

the Red Guards』 psychology and the deep impact

of CCP』s bureaucratic culture on people.

Recently, the National Young Pioneers Committee

issued a statement saying they never issued

the “Five Stripes” rank. Regarding this statement,

Han Han said in this blog that he was sad for Huang,

who has done so much and even stands

like a leader of the central government,

to be just an experimental product in Wuhan City.

RFI thinks the impact of CCP culture on kids

is too dangerous. Doraemon』s treasure chest

might be a better option for innocent kids.

Media criticized the “Five Stripes” phenomena, but

the sign has become very popular among students.

According to Mainland China』s media,

the “Five Stripes” sign is a hot item on the market,

sold at about RMB10.

“Since they dare to show off like this,

they are not afraid of looking silly.

A young child acting like an official,

where will such childhood take him in the future?

The innocence of a child is replaced

by the look of a communist official.

In the name of what? Money and power?”

NTD reporters Wang Ziqi and Guo Jing