【禁聞】李承鵬香港書展 妙諷大陸現狀

【新唐人2011年7月22日訊】人稱“李大眼”的大陸作家李承鵬，星期三趁香港書展開幕，與眾多的書迷粉絲會面互動，他在整個會面的過程中妙語連珠，諷刺大陸三聚氰胺橫行，造假不斷，道德淪喪，主流知識份子知行不一，一味討好中共當局等等社會弊端，讓現場笑聲不斷。

在開幕式上，李承鵬坦言，從足球記者、體育部主任轉變為評論家、雜文家、暢銷作家，是因為生活所迫﹔他把大陸作家分為三類：自摸型、二奶型和邪惡型。並且現場即興示範屬於「二奶型」的於丹，在《央視》「百家講壇」中的丁字步。

李承鵬：「我還原她的下半身，丁字步，當你遇到挫折請不要埋怨社會，你要詢問自已的內心，退一步海闊天空，你會尋求到完美的答案。我的媽啊！當城管找你的時候你不要投訴，領導不給你加工資你不要投訴，你要詢問自己的內心，這就玄了！你想想你在內心是永遠找不到答案的，所以你永遠都加不了薪，頂多是要加薪。表面看是丁字步，其實她是丁字褲。」

說到對香港的印象，他笑稱香港空氣太清新，令他肺活量增大，膽子也大，但想回去又不敢太大聲說話，最特別的是在這裏人和動物都有安全感。

李承鵬：“警察，我能不能和你合影啊，警察馬上特別有禮貌的合影面帶微笑露出六顆牙齒，我們那兒肯定站住趴下不准動，身份證拿出來，這是一座警察都有安全感的城市。經過紅十字，啊！我一看趕緊照像！不容易啊！生平第一次見到紅十字！小時候看很多槍戰片，甚麼周潤發、華仔站過的地方，我就問他黑社會現在還好嗎？挺好的現在黑社會都去掙錢去了，做生意去了，我說我們那兒黑社會在負責拆遷。是這樣的我們官員幹了黑社會的事，二奶幹了反貪局的事，三聚氰胺幹了核武器的事。”

被問到是否喜歡香港或是想要移民，他表示香港很奇怪，不習慣。

李承鵬：“香港太奇怪了，居然敢罵特首，我們那兒你罵罵街道辦主任都會出事兒。我在大街上看人家地鐵裏面沒有甚麼人說話，你看我在北京我坐地鐵，我特別省力腳都不用捱地的，而且也不用減肥，我每天上車還是一個胖子下車就成照片了。”

李承鵬希望這個時代的作家、學者應該為老百姓寫作，為人民寫作，了解老百姓的疾苦。並鼓勵來香港讀書的大陸學生能將港人自由的風氣帶回大陸。

李承鵬：“我希望在座和我一樣來自內地的學生一定要學會香港人確實有種敢為天下先的勁頭，一定要去學習。不要迷信槍桿子和筆桿子，如果你以為一個國家的管理只有槍桿子和筆桿子就能管理，那可真是二桿子。”

由於現場書迷們非常熱情踴躍，原本預計一個半小時的演講，延後半小時，許多書迷們站足二小時，並排隊索取親筆簽名。

新唐人記者林秀宜、肖顏綜合報導。

Li Chengpeng Mocks Chinese Society

The mainland writer Li Chengpeng interacted with his fans

on the opening ceremony of Hong Kong Book Fair.

During the event, he sarcastically criticized mainland China』s

wide spread of melamine, rampant frauds, moral decay

and mainstream scholars』 hypocrisy and their kissing up

the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

His humorous comments drew incessant laughter.

On the opening ceremony,

Li Chengpeng frankly said that to make a living,

some ex-soccer journalists and sports directors

had become critics, columnists and popular writers.

He classifies mainland Chinese writers into three categories:

Self-patronizing, mistress and evil.

He then demonstrated writer Yu Dan』s T-step on CCTV.

Yu is classified by him as of the “mistress type.”

Li Chengpeng: (mimicking Yu Dan) T-step,

when you encounter setbacks, don』t blame the society.

Ask your own heart.

Take a step back and you will find the perfect answer.

Oh, my goodness! When city inspector gives you troubles,

don』t complain.

When your boss doesn』t give you a raise, don』t complain.

Ask your own heart, this is so mysterious (to me)!

Your heart will never find the answers,

so you will never get a raise.

On the surface, Yu Dan is doing T-step.

In reality, she is wearing T-back. ”

Regarding his impression of Hong Kong,

he joked that the air in Hong Kong is too fresh

and it increases his lung capacity.

So, He feels more courageous.

However, since he wants to go back to mainland,

he doesn』t dare speak too loudly.

People and animals here

all have a sense of security.

Li Chengpeng: Police officer, can I take a picture with you?

Immediately, the officer smiled very politely.

Back at home, (the Police would say) stand right there,

don』t move, and show your ID.

This is a city where even the police

have a sense of security.

Driving by the Red Cross, ah! I immediately took a picture!

This is my first time seeing a Red Cross!

I watched many films of underground gangsters

featuring actors like Chow Yun fat and Andy Lau.

So I asked how is the mafia doing? (He said) pretty good,

the mafia is making money by running business now.

I said in mainland, the mafia is in charge of forced demolitions.

Our officials are doing mafia』s work;

mistresses do the work of the anti-corruption bureau;

melamine does the work of nuclear weapons.”

When asked if he likes Hong Kong or wants to immigrate,

he said Hong Kong is very strange, he is not used to it.

Li Chengpeng: Hong Kong is very strange.

The people dare curse the Chief Executive.

In mainland China, you would be in trouble for

cursing the director of a neighborhood office.

I see that people don』t talk in the subway.

When riding on subway in Beijing, my feet don』t even touch the floor.

Also I don』t need to lose weight.

I would be squeezed into a photo when riding on the subway.

Li hopes that writers and scholars can write for the public

and understand people』s suffering.

He encourages the mainland students to

bring Hong Kong』s ethos of freedom back to China.

Li Chengpeng: “I hope those students from mainland

can follow the Hong Kong people』s lead,

and dare stand up for the world and study well.

Don』t trust the gun (i.e. military) and pen (press) too much,

if you think a country can be managed with the gun and pen,

then (you) must be a stupid thug.”

As his readers were enthusiastic,

his talk was extended from 1.5 hour to 2 hours.

Many fans stood for two hours,

waiting in line for his autographs.

NTD Reporters Lin Xiuyi and Xiao Yan